My world is funny. So I had to go to my HS today. And from like 9 to 1, pretty much every bodily fluid was got pretty much everywhere on me. And of course we don’t time it well and have to run out to both make our shit in time.

So the first person I see. Lucas, aka Daquan thoo. But he’s sweaty so I doubt he notices. Then I see my exs older sister who also went to school with us and now works there. Then Kay, Marilyn, Brooke, Janine who are all women. So I have to hug, kiss cheeks, have all of these close encounters with them because they all see me as kid that’s grown up so there’s that maternal thing. All I’m thinking is “I smell like sex” “I look like sex”. “I’m probably breathing sex at this point.” I really hope it was in my head because for me these were the MOST uncomfortable encounters ever. I really just wanted to stop for like 10 minutes. Turned into an hr of this shit.

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